Wizard Hat Pie is a song that features bizarre vocals provided by Dave “Shmorky” Kelly. It is also the 8th track on the album Dimes.
Lyrics[]
[Intro]
Oh, baby!
(pained moans)
Oooh, eurgh, eurgh, ugh!
Don't drop it. Don't-
Go! [?]. go, go, go...
[?]
[Verse 1]
I love when you bake my toenail salad
I got plastic eyeball
she's got chewy cheesedog
we got nipple torture
lets go play some leap frog
I got plastic eyeball
she's got chewy cheesedog
we got nipple torture
lets go play some leap frog
[Post-Verse 1]
Oh wow, mental meltdown!
Oh, ugh!
One, two, three, four!
One two three four five six seven eight
One two three four five six seven eight
One two three four five six seven eight
One, two, three, four
[Verse 2]
I like wizard hat in a wizard hat pie.
I got plastic eyeball,
she's got chewy cheesedog,
we play nipple torture
lets go get a leap frog
I got plastic eyeball,
she's got chewy cheesedog,
we play nipple torture
lets go buy a leap frog!
[Bridge]
Would you like to go?
[?] show
When do you like to go?
[?] know
Would you like to go?
Careful what you show
Would you like to go?
Go tell your mom that I am under your bed
[Outro]
You guys are killin’ [?]...
[?]
Wait a minute. Hold on. What-
You think you're gonna really [?]
[?]
[?] sure do [?], [?]!
Stop it!
It's yams time!
Yams yams yams yams
Yams yams yams yams
Yams yams yams yams
Yams yams yams yams
Yams yams yams yams (One million dollars, one million dollars, one million)
Yams yams yams yams
Yams yams yams yams (One million dollars, one million dollars, one million)
Yams yams yams yams
Yawn yawn yawn yawn
Yawn yawn yawn yawn (Yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn, yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn)
Yawn yawn yawn yawn (Yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn, yawn!)
Yawn yawn yawn yawn
[?]
Shut up!