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Touch-Tone Telephone
Artist: Lemon Demon
Album: Spirit Phone
Length: 04:42
Touch-Tone Telephone is the second track in Lemon Demon's eighth album, Spirit Phone.

Lyrics Edit

I think it's time for you to know the awful truth

The truth about me, and the truth about you

Cause you're a brand new species

Big cat, space Nazis, Robert Stack

God damn it, gonna snap, Leonard Nimoy

Call me back (Call me back)


I try to call you every day

I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)

I've been working on a unified theory

If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

Cause I'm the right one

On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone

I'm the only one

On your A.M., A.M. radio


Oh, I'm crying now, authentic tears

They flow out of me when I think about you

Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand

(Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this)

Oh my God

I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me


I try to call you every day

I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)

I've been working on a unified theory

If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

Cause I'm the right one

On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone

I'm the only one, hey!

On your A.M., A.M. radio


Don't hang up yet, I'm not done

I'm an expert, I'm the one

The one who was right all along

Better to be laughed at than wrong

I'm an expert in my field

UFOlogy - yes, it's all real

Ancient aliens, it's all true

I'm an expert just like you

And like you, I'm a genius, before my time

Disbelieving, that's the real crime

Pretty soon they'll discover me in the Super-Sargasso Sea


I try to call you every day

What can I say when the truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth)

I've been working on a unified theory

If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

(Now, now, now)

Cause I'm the right one

On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone

I'm the only one

On your A.M., A.M. radio

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