|“The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life”|
|Artist: Lemon Demon|
If you are a child,
you've probably seen
the Wiggles on TV.
And though they appear
to be best of friends,
there's so much that you don't see.
Soon as the cameras are off, they don't linger
before having cigarette break in the hall.
Scowling, they stare at their shoes and their fingers,
and none of them speaks to the others at all.
This one time on set,
Greg stumbles in drunk,
just like he does every day.
But he lets it slip
he spent all last night
with Anthony's fiance.
Silence, then everything suddenly launches
into a red-yellow-blue-purple fight.
Taping's postponed because Murray's unconscious,
and Jeff cries himself to sleep later that night.