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One Weird Tip

One Weird Tip is a previously unreleased song by Lemon Demon. It was released on the NeilCicieregaMusic channel on March 18, 2017. It was previously only known from a preview on Neil's Tumblr.

The lyrics were mostly sourced from banner ads and emails in Neil's spam folder, according to this tweet.

Lyrics Edit

I'm offering to you a business proposal

My new weight loss methods are at your disposal

For pennies a day get your college diploma

and miracle pills found to cure melanoma

So tell me if you are a small business owner

because I am offering free ink and toner

I've got Oxycodone without a prescríption

and replica watches with custom inscriptions

My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely

for 100 dollars in USD only

Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis

I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace

I need you to save me, I have too much money

The government hates me but I know you love me

I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian

You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen


to ONE WEIRD TIP DISCOVERED BY A MOM

A WEIRD OLD TIP DISCOVERED BY A MOM

AND YOU CAN OWN YOUR NAME . COM

AND YOU CAN OWN YOUR NAME . COM

AND YOU CAN OWN YOUR NAME . NET

WITH ALL THE ACTION YOU ARE GONNA GET

WITH SELF-HELP TALKS ON CD-ROM

AND ONE WEIRD TIP DISCOVERED A MOM


Jessica Landon tagged you in a photo

and Danny Malone shared a link on your timeline

and Benjamin Keaton is following you and

your dad commented on a photo you're tagged in

and Christopher Washington wants to be friends

and Michelle Attenborough suggested you like Attenborough Productions

and Lillian Barry invited you to a performance of Tommy


My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely

for 100 dollars in USD only

Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis

I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace

I need you to save me, I have too much money

The government hates me, but I know you love me

I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian

It's simple, it's safe, it's a fool-proof system


to ONE WEIRD TIP DISCOVERED BY A MOM

A WEIRD OLD TIP DISCOVERED BY A MOM

AND YOU CAN OWN YOUR NAME . COM

AND YOU CAN OWN YOUR NAME . COM

AND YOU CAN OWN YOUR NAME . NET

WITH ALL THE ACTION YOU ARE GONNA GET

WITH SELF-HELP TALKS ON CD-ROM

AND ONE WEIRD TIP DISCOVERED A MOM

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