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Jaws's official art.

Jaws is the fifth track in Lemon Demon's second EP, Nature Tapes.

Lyrics Edit

Jaws the shark!

Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark 

Decides to get rowdy, get real violent 

Takes a vay-cay up to Amity Island 


Sunshine lotion fun in sun 

Blood in the ocean, everybody run 

Cuz it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives 

He'll eat naked ladies! He'll eat little kids! 

Oh no! 


But the one thing keeping the commmunity safe 

is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss 

Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come 

He just wants everyone to be his chum, get it? get it 


The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die 

He doesn't want to spoil the fourth of July 

He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for swim!" 

But holy shit here comes that fin!! 


JAWS IS HERE 

HERE IS JAWS 

(He is a shark without a cause) 

He was in a movie you should watch it it's called Jaws 

JAWS IS HERE 

HERE IS JAWS 

(He is a shark who fights the law) 

He was in a movie that everyone saw 


Long story short, the beach gets closed 

The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah this blows" 

Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head 

But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead 


It was Jaws' little brother! Now he's pissed 

The mayor just shot to the top of his list 

He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night 

and he eats that fucker in a single bite 

Golly 


Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge 

He knows the real killer is still at large 

So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision 

They're going on a mission 

They're gonna go FISHIN' 

for Jaws 


A man named Quint lets them use his boat 

on the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat 

Cuz he was a sailor back in World War II 

And Jaws ate his entire crew, WOAH! 


JAWS IS HERE 

HERE IS JAWS 

(He is a shark without a cause) 

He was in a movie-- a movie called Jaws! 

JAWS IS HERE 

HERE IS JAWS 

(He is a shark who fights the law) 

He was in a movie that everyone saw 


They're out on the sea. They wait all night. 

Where could Jaws be? He's no where in sight. 

Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage 

and Jaws shows up in a full on rage 


He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder 

While Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetter 

He hides behind a rock like cowardly prick 

And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick 


Brody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat" 

So they go home and get a bigger boat 

The biggest boat that's ever sailed 

Gonna kick Jaws' ass or I guess his tail. yeah his tail 


but OH MY SHIT! 

Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit! 

Right in half like a kit-kat bar! 

Up in the sky there's a shooting star 

That's Quint up in heaven. He's a star now 


Brody's angry. He's all like, "Fuck it" 

He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket 

Jaws' last words are, "Woah-- respect" 

Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah! 


JAWS IS DEAD 

LONG LIVE JAWS 

(He was a shark without a cause) 

He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws 

JAWS IS DEAD 

LONG LIVE JAWS 

(He was a shark who fought the law) 

He was in a movie that everyone saw 

(He was in a movie that everyone saw) 

He was in a movie that everyone saw 

JAWS IS DEAD 

LONG LIVE JAWS 

(He was a shark without a cause) 

He was in a movie, called Jaws 

He was in a movie that everyone saw 

(JAWS IS DEAD) 

At the Academy Awards 

(LONG LIVE JAWS) 

He was robbed 

(He was a shark without a cause) 

Sharks exist in real life, woah 

(He was in a movie that everyone saw) 

Jaws is dead 

Long live jaws

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