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Clown-Circus
Holy Bison Beaks!
Artist: Lemon Demon
Album: Clown Circus
Length: 3:20

LyricsEdit

Well, I thought I’d write a little song,
so I wrote a little song.
Then I tried to write some lyrics,
But I didn’t last too long.
So I figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff.
And I decided to keep on singing
‘til I had had enough, but then I realized…

This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Self-refrential,
Catchy freakin’ hook.
So I made the chorus
All about how
This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Self-refrential hook.
And a guitar solo.

[bad guitar solo]

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay. [Tunes guitar]

[awesome MIDI guitar solo]

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…
Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay?
Okay? Anyone? Hello?
Fine.
(music starts)
Oh.

Baby, tell me why,
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it,
It doesn’t have a guard rail,
It doesn’t even hold many cows.

This song is sort of caving in on itself,
And so it’s going to end right now.
Right now.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… jinx!

TriviaEdit

  • This song is one of the few that inform the listener that Lemon Demon is a one-man band. This can be heard when nobody answers Neil’s suggestion to do the bridge.

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