Crisis Actors is a bonus track from Lemon Demon's seventh album, Spirit Phone. It's about the crisis actor conspiracy theory in which people believe that victims of tragedies (often bombings, shootings, etc.) are actors instead of real people.
Neil said the song wasn't included in the main album because "I was running out of room."[1]
Lyrics[]
Would you like to go,
deep inside the crisis actors' studio?
Would you like to see,
all the things they'd never show you on TV?
Your baby's alive (Your baby's alive)
Your family's fine (Your family's fine)
Imagine a time (Imagine a time)
When dinosaurs ruled the Earth
We can rule the Earth
They've been leaving clues,
unobtrusive 23s and 42s
Those who do the math,
have been known to end up drowning in the bath
The names are made up (The names are made up)
The problems are real (The problems are real)
The future was sealed (The future was sealed)
When dinosaurs ruled the Earth
We can rule the Earth
Malevolent gods (Malevolent gods)
Are better than none (Are better than none)
Malevolent gods (Malevolent gods)
Are better than none (Are better than none)
Malevolent gods (Malevolent gods)
Are better than none (Are better than none)
Malevolent gods (Malevolent gods)
Are better than none (Are better than none)
The damage is done (The damage is done)
Oh no, oh no